THERE ARE ONLY TWO THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT.
EITHER YOU ARE WELL OR YOU ARE SICK.
IF YOU ARE WELL, THEN THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT;
BUT IF YOU ARE SICK, THERE ARE ONLY TWO THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT;
WHETHER YOU WILL GET WELL, OR WHETHER YOU WILL DIE.
IF YOU GET WELL, THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT;
BUT IF YOU WILL DIE, THERE ARE ONLY TWO THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT;
WHETHER YOU GO TO HEAVEN OR HELL.
IF YOU GO TO HEAVEN, THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT;
AND IF YOU GO TO HELL YOU'LL BE BUSY SHANKING HANDS WITH OLD FRIENDS?
YOU WON'T HAVE TIME TO WORRY!